Dear foreign customers:

I'm sorry, we don't accept Canadian money.

As it is from Canada.

Thank you.

(If anyone gets the above reference, I offer sex ( Read more... )

I have a sad piece of redneck lore for everyone. A local high school (Fabius-Pompey. OF COURSE.) had a Bring Your Tractor To School Day. A bunch of kids were racing when the tractor flipped, killing one and injuring another. Darwin Award, anyone? Fucking Fabius. Die, surrounding area high schools, die ( Read more... )

Dear ladies, gentlemen, and other fine upstanding members of the community,

WE WANT TO GO HOME.We Dining Drones are deliriously happy that you have enjoyed yourself tonight. Really, I mean it- without your patronage, we'd be budget-fucked, and the occasional group of appreciative diners makes all our hard work worthwhile ( Read more... )

Holy Jeezy Kreezy, LJ friends! You all update so much and so LONG! I suck. I have to go die now for grievous suckitude.

Sean- Deborah wants you to sing about bananas in Istanbul-not-Constantinople. She wants an interpretive dance with it.Today was really dumb and uninteresting, so I won't write asbout it ( Read more... )

Here's a nice, long list of the various times I've had to say "no way" to someone's request at work. Enjoy, 'cause I sure didn't. (Oh, yeah, crossposted and stuff. Whatever.)

NO, I will not "go make [you] a cup of fresh coffee." I don't care if you don't like what the machine has to offer; had the people running the event paid for special ( Read more... )